I’m so sick and tired of seeing “lose” misspelled as “loose” all over the web. This increasingly common misspelling has been loosed all over the web. The correct spelling? Lost. I love LOST. If Lose and Loose were to get in a fight, I think Lose might lose. Yes, that’s correct — Lose might lose. Lose would not loose, he would lose. You can say that a slut is loose. She lost something her first time, she did not loose it. I wonder where in the hell this misspelling originated from? Or if it even originated from hell?

In other news, people can’t spell “definitely.” It doesn’t come with an “A.” Nobody wanted to buy that vowel. “A” is stupid. I is better. NO! I AM better. Now we get the best of both worlds. I and the letter A used together. Crap, I should have quoted the “I.” People are going to think “I”‘m weird. Oh noes.

And yes, I really am tired of seeing “loose” instead of “lose” and “definately” instead of “definitely.” Maybe this well help someone spell these words correctly, or possibly use this knowledge to further irritate me and others.