A few weeks ago I searched for “finger” on Google trying to remember the service to lookup information on domain names. It turns out that it isn’t “finger” (it’s “whois“, whoops, I occasionally forget these simple things), but I have this nice little story to tell regardless.

Guess what appeared as the first result? How to Finger a Girl. (Giggles like a teenage boy.) This article appears on eHow — their tagline is “How To Do Just About Everything” — and I would say, this is a very important thing you should know how to do. So important it should appear on the front page, especially if eHow is somehow able to determine if you’re a teenage boy. Unfortunately, the article on eHow doesn’t appear as number one anymore, much less on the top 10, but we do get a nice article from AskMen instead: Finger Techniques. Of course it’s the same topic.

I wonder what are some other interesting first hits for assumedly ordinary terms?