I’m not going to go on about how much Google sucks because I can’t get my email, but crap! It’s been about 15 hours now without having access to email (since 1am, July 16th, 2008). It’s not the end of the world (like some people would believe).

A couple of tips for when this happens:

• Check the Gmail Help Discussion Group and Gmail Announcements and Alerts for more information straight from Google (instead of a bunch of people ranting and raving on their blogs)
• Try the following two Gmail versions for web access:
  • Basic HTML: https://mail.google.com/mail/h/
  • Older: http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=1
• Try accessing with POP (if you have POP enabled for your account)
• When Gmail is accessible again, back up your Gmail account

I’ve tried the other versions and accessing mail through IMAP from Apple Mail and an iPhone with no luck. Haven’t tried POP yet, but I’m pretty sure I disabled it anyway, so I’m not going to bother. I shall wait.

Spam is annoying. Here is what I had in my mailbox today — I wonder if it is similar for you?

Do you want enlarge your penis up to 4 inches?

No thanks. That would require obtaining a concealed weapons license. Hah. Hah. Seriously though, I’m sure the extra length wouldn’t be enjoyable for my wife. And damnit, if you’re going to spam me in English, at least do it correctly and say “do you want to enlarge your most precious tool.” Why yes! I do! Oh no I don’t, stupid spammy spammer.

Unbelievable Savings on Generic Meds!! Valium @ $25. Xanax

I don’t like taking medication to begin with. There’s no way I would get medication from anywhere other than a pharmacy, or without a prescription from my doctor. Druggies are different, though. That’s too bad.

Day dreaming of ladies being in awe of your size? Make it happen today!

I have no idea why my fellow brothers of the male sex have such a problem with their penis size. Whether right or wrong, my belief is that an insecurity of your manhood is much less desirable to women than a small penis. I’m happy with mine though, so I’m clueless in this category. But still, dude, get over it.

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No. If it’s not the real thing, then do it for cheaper. I could care less anyway. Do they work like the real thing? Are they as durable?

Your chance to be a pussy magnet. — The advent of medical science has made member enhancement much easier.

Another one. It just doesn’t stop. One in four spam emails I receive has something to do with a penis. That’s lame. On a side-note, I really enjoy the accuracy of spam filtering Gmail provides, AND the SPAM recipes displayed while viewing messages tagged as spam.